Tag: funny
group name: groundpounders
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March 20, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
A soldier serving overseas received a Dear John letter from his girl stating that she was breaking off their engagement and was asking for her photograph back.
So he went out and collected . . .
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March 02, 2007 07:44 AM EST --
This is Army policy all begins...
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards . . .
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March 04, 2007 09:20 AM EST --
By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with . . .
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August 31, 2007 01:11 PM EDT --
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, . . .
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September 21, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
The sirens are approaching.
I'm a .... errrr... your busted!
Are you eyeballin me?!
My two bald friends have me covered!
Does my new uniform make me look fat?
Release the hounds
The military . . .
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February 14, 2007 08:16 AM EST --
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may . . .
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March 30, 2007 11:48 PM EDT --
A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine . . .
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October 05, 2007 08:25 AM EDT --
Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!" . . .
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February 04, 2007 11:07 PM EST --
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the . . .
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February 23, 2007 02:15 PM EST --
Fox News - Israeli Defense Minister Inspects War Moves Through Capped Binoculars
Friday , February 23, 2007
Israel's beleaguered minister of defense was blinded by criticism over photos taken of him . . .
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April 07, 2007 02:56 PM EDT --
Four people are riding in a small passenger car compartment on a long train ride cross country. On one seat, a young, beautiful lady sits next to her grandmother. Across from them, an Army general sits . . .
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May 03, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
Two young infantry boys were on leave, when they met two nursing students from Southern California.
After chatting them up awhile, the conversation turned to what they did in the service. . . .
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February 18, 2007 07:49 AM EST --
General
Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Walks on water.
Lunches with God, but must pick up tab.
Colonel
Almost as fast as a speeding . . .
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August 27, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
A soldier was sent to the lab to have blood drawn at the local military clinic. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave . . .
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January 11, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
I think that we have it all backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to send old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're . . .
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February 13, 2007 07:52 AM EST --
Infantry:
Snake smells them, leaves area.
Airborne:
Lands on and kills the snake.
Armor:
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
Aviation:
Has GPS coordinates to snake.
Can't find snake. . . .
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September 28, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
Two airmen were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with . . .
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March 07, 2007 09:31 AM EST --
Turn your cockpit to the right and cough, please.
Look dad, I can reach it! Can I fly the plane now, like you promised?
Watch out, Frank. I hear these things are like hampsters when ya' . . .
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September 04, 2007 10:38 AM EDT --
An Army recruiter visited a local campus and delivered a windy pep talk on stage to encourage the college students to join the Army.
As you can imagine, the recruiter was not popular on campus . . .
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September 05, 2007 12:19 PM EDT --
A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir, but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman . . .
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