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February 22, 2007 12:24 PM EST --    And yet, somehow, they still manage to look more dignified than the French Army. Lt. Cho knew he shouldn’t have let the troops see the movie Stripes the night before the big . . . more
February 05, 2007 05:02 PM EST -- Grandmother, 87, declines Army enlistment invite By GRETEL C. KOVACH The Dallas Morning News, Sunday, January 15, 2006 She hasn't done a pushup in ages. But that didn't keep Uncle Sam from offering . . . more
March 20, 2007 11:49 AM EDT -- A soldier serving overseas received a Dear John letter from his girl stating that she was breaking off their engagement and was asking for her photograph back. So he went out and collected . . . more
March 06, 2007 10:55 AM EST --   The men knew that the Admiral was getting lazy when he conducted the first drive by open ranks inspection. "Hiding behind our backs? What? No! We're not hiding anything behind . . . more
March 09, 2007 06:31 PM EST --     Now listen, I'm telling you for the last time. Imperial Stormtroopers do NOT take potty breaks! SRA Bugs and A1C Daffy continue their debate of "Duck season! Rabbit season!" . . . more
Joke - How Army policy began
by Army Man .
views: 39 | rating: 9.6 | comments: 8
March 02, 2007 07:44 AM EST -- This is Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards . . . more
September 21, 2007 05:01 PM EDT -- CIVILIAN CO-WORKERS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week. FELLOW SOLDIERS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last . . . more
September 21, 2007 08:13 AM EDT -- The sirens are approaching. I'm a .... errrr... your busted! Are you eyeballin me?! My two bald friends have me covered! Does my new uniform make me look fat? Release the hounds The military . . . more
February 14, 2007 08:16 AM EST -- Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may . . . more
February 24, 2007 08:35 AM EST --   OK, One more time, who doesn't know what Camo is ? I'm telling ya, if we all hide behind somebody, we'll be invisible Whadda mean, we forgot the bullets? Ring around the . . . more
March 02, 2007 04:41 PM EST --   Iranian version of RiverDance Palistinian terrorists running South for the winter. I said, “Cha-cha now y’all!!!” Taking a tip from migrating geese, Paletinian militants . . . more
October 05, 2007 08:25 AM EDT -- Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather. In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!" . . . more
A Riddle
by Heidi J.
views: 8 | rating: 5 | comments: 5
February 04, 2007 11:07 PM EST -- You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the . . . more
February 23, 2007 02:15 PM EST -- Fox News - Israeli Defense Minister Inspects War Moves Through Capped Binoculars Friday , February 23, 2007 Israel's beleaguered minister of defense was blinded by criticism over photos taken of him . . . more
Joke - Bubba and Junior
by Army Man .
views: 33 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 12
February 25, 2007 09:44 AM EST -- Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you . . . more
Joke - The Kiss
by Army Man .
views: 35 | rating: 10 | comments: 9
April 07, 2007 02:56 PM EDT -- Four people are riding in a small passenger car compartment on a long train ride cross country. On one seat, a young, beautiful lady sits next to her grandmother. Across from them, an Army general sits . . . more
Joke - Who's next?
by Army Man .
views: 47 | rating: 10 | comments: 7
October 03, 2007 08:01 AM EDT -- A Washington think tank has announced a breakthrough in the search for a pattern in US military activities since World War II that might predict what the future missions of the US will be in the post-Cold . . . more
February 18, 2007 07:49 AM EST -- General Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Walks on water. Lunches with God, but must pick up tab. Colonel Almost as fast as a speeding . . . more
Joke - Never ask a Gunny
by Army Man .
views: 41 | rating: 9.5 | comments: 13
June 29, 2007 04:30 PM EDT -- A young Marine officer was in a serious car accident, but the only visible permanent injury was to both of his ears, which were amputated. Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the Marine . . . more
Joke - Honest Phlebotomist
by Army Man .
views: 21 | rating: 10 | comments: 7
August 27, 2007 11:09 AM EDT -- A soldier was sent to the lab to have blood drawn at the local military clinic.  The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave . . . more
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