Tag: joke
group name: groundpounders
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March 04, 2007 09:20 AM EST --
By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with . . .
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August 31, 2007 01:11 PM EDT --
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, . . .
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March 30, 2007 11:48 PM EDT --
A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine . . .
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October 05, 2007 08:25 AM EDT --
Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!" . . .
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February 25, 2007 09:44 AM EST --
Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you . . .
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October 03, 2007 08:01 AM EDT --
A Washington think tank has announced a breakthrough in the search for a pattern in US military activities since World War II that might predict what the future missions of the US will be in the post-Cold . . .
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April 05, 2007 09:57 AM EDT --
A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one . . .
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June 29, 2007 04:30 PM EDT --
A young Marine officer was in a serious car accident, but the only visible permanent injury was to both of his ears, which were amputated.
Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the Marine . . .
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January 11, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
I think that we have it all backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to send old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're . . .
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September 28, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
Two airmen were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with . . .
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March 07, 2007 09:38 AM EST --
Now that Saddam, Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, many of Saddam Hussein's lesser-known relatives are coming to the attention of American authorities including:
Sooflay ............the restauranteur . . .
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September 05, 2007 12:19 PM EDT --
A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir, but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman . . .
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September 18, 2007 12:47 PM EDT --
The First Sergeant noticed a new private one day and and barked at him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the First Sergeant asked the new guy.
"John," . . .
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February 07, 2007 10:24 AM EST --
When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes"
When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle . . .
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August 15, 2007 05:34 PM EDT --
Prior to a night jump, a sergeant sat down next to a lieutenant fresh from jump school. The lieutenant looked a bit pale so the sergeant struck up a conversation.
"Scared, Lieutenant?" . . .
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July 03, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
An Army private was ecstatic to be one of very low-enlisted servicemembers authorized to live in on-post family housing as part of a new Army test program. He wanted to follow all housing regulations . . .
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March 01, 2007 05:17 PM EST --
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT . . .
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September 14, 2007 12:59 PM EDT --
A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port:
"I have . . .
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July 09, 2007 10:38 AM EDT --
I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, . . .
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August 21, 2007 12:41 PM EDT --
During an Army war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.
"Sorry sir," said one of the . . .
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