Tag: marines
group name: groundpounders
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February 27, 2007 09:25 PM EST --
JARHEADOX
Mehdi, the problem is that the MSM spins EVERYTHING against USA!! It’s not unusual to see multiple American news sources in terrorist propaganda - that’s the damn problem! . . .
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February 28, 2007 10:56 PM EST --
Kyle Griffin, 19, shipped out with his Marine unit for Iraq on Sunday, about a week after he was jilted by the woman he wanted to marry.
He arranged to put up a billboard with his girl friend's name . . .
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March 30, 2007 11:48 PM EDT --
A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine . . .
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June 29, 2007 04:30 PM EDT --
A young Marine officer was in a serious car accident, but the only visible permanent injury was to both of his ears, which were amputated.
Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the Marine . . .
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February 13, 2007 07:52 AM EST --
Infantry:
Snake smells them, leaves area.
Airborne:
Lands on and kills the snake.
Armor:
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
Aviation:
Has GPS coordinates to snake.
Can't find snake. . . .
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May 24, 2007 06:59 PM EDT --
A man went to a doctor and asked about a brain transplant.
The Dr. said he could have a lawyers brain for $500, a doctors brain for $1000 or a Marines brain for $50,000.
The man asked why a Marine brain . . .
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July 13, 2007 09:32 AM EDT --
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
Name: _____________________________
Signature: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient . . .
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March 09, 2007 06:21 PM EST --
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant Marines. They come to the bar and order five bottles of beer and ten glasses. They . . .
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March 16, 2007 10:32 AM EDT --
A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, . . .
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July 09, 2007 10:43 AM EDT --
I, (have someone recite your name for you), swear..uhhhh....high-and-tight....grunt...cammies.... ugh...Air Force women ....HOORAH! So Help Me CORPS!
The others:
Navy -- http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977051200 . . .
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July 08, 2007 10:22 AM EDT --
Those that have been in the military can attest to the inconsistency that medals and awards are given out to soldiers. A soldier that never left his desk in Florida might receive the Meritorious . . .
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March 06, 2007 09:58 AM EST --
This Vietnam veteran goes down to the local recruiting station after 9/11, and tells the recruiter "I want in, I wanna fight." But the recruiter says "Sorry man your too old."
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July 23, 2007 03:10 PM EDT --
A group of Sergeants and a group of Officers take a train to a conference. Each Officer holds a ticket. But the entire group of Sergeants has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The Officers . . .
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August 24, 2007 12:56 PM EDT --
During an Army Reserve unit's annual training, the battalion commander was upset that evening chow was late. He called the mess hall, and the mass sergeant explained that because their vehicle broke . . .
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October 09, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
The Marines need help to provide cutting edge equipment for Marines. MEP is a funded initiative and you can be paid for your ideas.
Currently they want ideas for combat boots, knee/elbow pads, M9 . . .
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April 27, 2007 06:59 PM EDT --
In an effort to ensure proper training and readiness among the military services, Congress has approved the following changes to basic principles of recruit training:
Haircuts
Marines: Heads will be . . .
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July 24, 2008 03:51 PM EDT --
Thank you Speedy. I got my flag in the mail. For the newbies here Speedy has the Disabled Veterans group here on Gather and has been running a ongoing contest were members display a flag showing their . . .
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August 29, 2007 12:40 PM EDT --
It seems that after WW I, the war to end all wars, the US Govt. had a lot of surplus material that they had no use for. What to do with it was a problem, and it was finally decided to hold an auction and . . .
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February 14, 2008 09:51 AM EST --
I would to like to take a moment to reflect on our loved one's who could not be home with their loved ones this Valentines day.
We support you and Pray for your safe return.
Happy Valentines . . .
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January 23, 2007 02:27 PM EST --
An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. . . .
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